i just finished my homework so i have taken my time to write you this lovely letter that i can’t be bothered to tell you straight to your face. perhaps you will read this, and i am hoping you will so you know how much you mean to me.
dear you,
i wanted to start off by saying, you are the most whiny, sensitive little bitch i have ever met. sadly, i am the same way, so we became great friends. slowly we became best friends and spent a lot of time together both during the school year and summer. that was fun but as it transitioned into senior year, you held more expectations of me. let me tell you this, you aren’t my mother so you deserve no fucking right to get mad at me if i don’t do what you want me to. then you continued to whine how best friends are meant to have expectations on each other and if they don’t it means they’re not special. well you are quite stupid because a lot of my friends don’t expect much out of me and we’re still great friends. but for some strange reason, i would occasionally try to meet your expectations just to make you happy since we were “best friends”. keep in mind that i never do this shit for anyone else so that should already say something there. anyways, we began to spend less and less time hanging out because i simply got busy with life. it irritates me when you think i have a lot of time on my hands and that i rather spend it on someone else, which is slightly true. perhaps if you weren’t such an overreacting bitch, i would’ve made more time with you but every time we hang out, it seems like i would do something wrong. you are damn lucky for me to try and be a good friend to you but oh well. there was a lot of shit going on in my life, but you always assumed it was little things and didn’t even bother listening when i had problems. then you had the nerve to say i never told you anything anymore. another point i would like to comment on is when you yelled at me for being uncomfortable with you. i wasn’t uncomfortable with YOU, i was uncomfortable with you always being too touchy. i don’t understand even until now why that even bothered you, you’re a friend, friends don’t do that to each other. you were always so sensitive, when my opinions butted against yours, you would always get slightly upset with me. i don’t get why you would ask my opinion on something and then get upset after wtf? i also dislike your bias against someone i won’t mention and it’s stupid whenever you get upset about them when you specifically ask about it. i can’t really think of other things to argue against you at the moment, probably because there was so much of it.
anyways, since this an overall letter, i will thank you for all the things you have done for me. although you were an annoying clingy bitch, you were also one of the closest friends i had. we had so many things in common and we could understand each other. you were always so patient with me, especially when i got irritated at the littlest things. you could cheer me up by showing me one of your dumb videos and pictures or just being your dumb self. you were someone who i always could have fun with even if we were doing nothing like homework or something until you expected too much out of me. also, thank you for doing things for me like holding my books and stuff, that saved a lot of extra work for me. i realize i am a pretty bad person, but you could always deal with that somehow so i don’t blame you all the time. well anyways i don’t feel like listing all your accomplishments because you could probably figure that out yourself.
lastly, i do not appreciate you flaking on me. i finally have time to hang out and you flake on me. it’s ironic really because you would always yell at me for flaking and you finally do it to me, haha. anyways no biggie since that was the only time we’d probably see each other. well, thank you for being my friend and hopefully, you have a great life without me~